averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

okayaugustuswatersokay:

in-him-i-endure:

|| bibliophilia ||
Blind date with a book? Yes please. #whoneedsaguyanyway
Instagram: @inhimiendure

have any of you been lucky enough to do this? I am dying to do this. 

okayaugustuswatersokay:

in-him-i-endure:

|| bibliophilia ||

Blind date with a book? Yes please. #whoneedsaguyanyway

Instagram: @inhimiendure

have any of you been lucky enough to do this? I am dying to do this. 

“Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.”
“I settle down, into your skin.”
the second kiss - six word story #17 (p.b.)
3 days ago  24

skullspeare:

man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'

'excellent. elaborate please'

'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'

'what the fuck'

elisays:

This is going to be me this whole school year. 

elisays:

This is going to be me this whole school year.